. oo6

[quicksavensmoke]

Christmas is lame this year, man. Mello, you owe me funtimes when you get back, yo. Totally.

The community works in mysterious ways. You all get your gifts? I know I know, you're touched.
That's hard earned money going to you wingnuts.



So if you've made an impression on Matt, he actually got you a gift. Chances are your gift are just a part of his trollan, but it's because he loves to fucking troll you you.

Mello; got amazing chocolate things. The best chocolate, of course because there's no slackin here.

Naoto; yours will probably be late because Matt can't troll you too hard and like he did with Mello, he's probably actually looking not just going "LOL THIS."

Phoenix; you got your own games! Haha do with them what you will but he totally got them for you. Just to be an ass.

Prussia; you're getting a "technology for dummies" book. May it be put to good use.

Kanako: enjoy your lesbian porn and tissues 8)b big sister brother loves you.

Apollo; you got yours too - because you need them.

Lyle; hope you like pokemon plushies. You're getting them. Minun and Plusle for you [ because of that virus... ]

Michael; he doesn't know but probably something douchey too ): because you're his notbro.

Birkin; you're getting a stuffed bear. Because Matt is a jerk. :)

Wesker; you remind him of an octopus. Enjoy your stuffed octopus. And don't ask questions.

Sylar; got fucking cookies. Because he needed them.

Everyone else he's made 'connections' with is getting cookies too haha "because nothing says christmas like shoving your face with good shit."

Comments

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

My two stuffed electric mice are happily living on the kitchen windowsill, thanks.

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Hey that's great!
Make sure they don't jump out the window...

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best.

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Good man!

[not-that-lockon.livejournal.com]

Merry Christmas, by the way.

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Oh fff, you too, Lyle!

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

You were right. The cookies were delicious.

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Right? They're fuckin awesome. I judge my current positions by their surrounding junky goods.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

At least you'll never go hungry that way, right?

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Exactly. See you get it. Besides who really has money for food - I got other shit to deal with. So fuck yeah junk works. I'm looking forward to snagging shit at Valentines if I'm still here.

But I'm digressing.

Point is the only other thing I could think for you is a gun. And let me tell you. Warning signs were just going off like fireworks.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Ha! Guns don't really interest me, actually. So I think you made the right decision with the cookies.

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Good to know! I tend to have instinct with this stuff.

haha yeah this talent is gonna take me far.

[bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Really.

Dumbass.

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

hey you'll be getting yours ... at new years. Shut up, bro at least I'm using the power of thought for yours. This means you won't be getting a bag of flaming poo.

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

"bro"?

...what exactly did I miss? Troll-bonding time?

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Troll bonding!

No more than usual, see.

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

Tss. Figures.

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Are you jealous? Don't worry, you're still the favorite ;)

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

Jealous? Yeah right. The day you socialize with 5 people apart from me will be forever marked in my calendar. And no, trolling doesn't count as socializing.

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Awh, ouch man!
But ah, I guess ya got me there. you sure that doesn't count? Forget it then man.

[locked] LOOK IT'S A NINJA TAG!

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

Since I'm paying for your flight to Japan, remind me what exactly I owe you?

And thanks, by the way. It's appreciated by default.

[locked] A NINJA INDEED <3!!

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

hah hah... fun times in Japan? Just kiddin' now.

I know it, don't worry. Pleasure's mine and all that.

[locked] FROM HIATUS-LAND, NO LESS

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

Heh, we'll have to see about that. You know it's mainly business to me.

[locked] IMAGINE THAT! ♥

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Isn't it always?
Alright I'll be good.