. oo6

[quicksavensmoke]

Christmas is lame this year, man. Mello, you owe me funtimes when you get back, yo. Totally.

The community works in mysterious ways. You all get your gifts? I know I know, you're touched.
That's hard earned money going to you wingnuts.



So if you've made an impression on Matt, he actually got you a gift. Chances are your gift are just a part of his trollan, but it's because he loves to fucking troll you you.

Mello; got amazing chocolate things. The best chocolate, of course because there's no slackin here.

Naoto; yours will probably be late because Matt can't troll you too hard and like he did with Mello, he's probably actually looking not just going "LOL THIS."

Phoenix; you got your own games! Haha do with them what you will but he totally got them for you. Just to be an ass.

Prussia; you're getting a "technology for dummies" book. May it be put to good use.

Kanako: enjoy your lesbian porn and tissues 8)b big sister brother loves you.

Apollo; you got yours too - because you need them.

Lyle; hope you like pokemon plushies. You're getting them. Minun and Plusle for you [ because of that virus... ]

Michael; he doesn't know but probably something douchey too ): because you're his notbro.

Birkin; you're getting a stuffed bear. Because Matt is a jerk. :)

Wesker; you remind him of an octopus. Enjoy your stuffed octopus. And don't ask questions.

Sylar; got fucking cookies. Because he needed them.

Everyone else he's made 'connections' with is getting cookies too haha "because nothing says christmas like shoving your face with good shit."

Comments

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Are you jealous? Don't worry, you're still the favorite ;)

[gonnabe1st.livejournal.com]

Jealous? Yeah right. The day you socialize with 5 people apart from me will be forever marked in my calendar. And no, trolling doesn't count as socializing.

[quicksavensmoke.livejournal.com]

Awh, ouch man!
But ah, I guess ya got me there. you sure that doesn't count? Forget it then man.